Spiritually Speaking, what is the stupidest 2012 theory?

Okay, so 2012 has a million theories. So what's the worst theory you've heard? I think my favorite is that Quetzalcoatl - Aztec god of chocolate - will come back and reign over the world. There was also something about the Ancient Egyptian god Min. Min is god of - and I'm not making this up - and lettuce. Any other weird theories out there?